I'm cruising wormholes in a tricked-out van
Slip her into overdrive
I like it frictionless, I like it hot
I like it at the speed of light.
Capacitor's fluxing with all of its might
Hold on tight, tonite's the nite that lightning strikes twice
Cos I'm a Time Travel Man / Time Travel Man
Travel through time like no other man can
If you're a time travel woman then jump on board
Don't care if you're Neanderthal or cyborg.
You know my leaps are quantum and my time is cheap
Still no sign of slowing down
From pirate to cowboy to sex machine
It's the power of love that makes my wheels go round.
Cos I'm a Time Travel Man / Time Travel Man
Travel through time like a loverman can
You wanna time travel woman, just stick out your thumb
Baby you're plutonium.
We can fight Shakespeare or bother Oscar Wilde
Eat a triceratops or burp the Christchild
Rehydrate a pizza, get sweet hoverboards
Then a quick spin round the Holocaust.
Time Travel Man / Time Travel Man
Playing Johnny B Good with a vanishing hand
Don't wanna be see-through or my own grandson
Gotta get my dad to kiss my mum.
Time Travel Man / I'm a Time Travel Man
It burns where I blast off, it hurts when I land
You wanna time travel woman, well stick out your thumb
And join the Party-Time Continuum.
